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One of my favorite magazines bit the dust with its December 2008 issue. Cottage Living, launched with fanfare in 2004, is gone.
I don’t think I ever missed an issue, though in recent months — probably in a desperate grab for advertising dollars — the cottages had grown bigger and fancier and hardly deserved the name (can a 4BR house be called a ‘cottage’?)
What I loved most about the magazine were the ‘before and afters,’ makeovers of decrepit vintage homes. I spent happy hours poring over the remodeling of California bungalows, log cabins in Virginia, freedman’s cottages in Charleston, S.C.
But those were easy clean-ups: charm, however soiled, begets charm.
Left and right: Unique to Charleston, ‘freedman’s cottages’ were built by and for freed slaves after the Civil War. They were two rooms deep and one room wide, with a side porch the length of the house.
The magazine also had an architect, Hoyte Johnson, take on the tricky business of suggesting fix-ups (in renderings, not reality) for dank 1960s ranches, boring brick boxes, and asbestos-shingled, aluminum-windowed 1940s American four-squares.
These were not always successful; in my view, they went a little too far “adding personality” in the form of pergolas, sundials, weathervanes, chimneypots, etc. (there’s a Yiddish word for that, but I don’t know how to spell it).
But these were fun to contemplate, and I learned a lot about balancing awkward proportions by shifting placement of windows and doors, and the usefulness of shutters to enlarge the look of meager windows. And I totally agree that single-pane windows look ‘empty and sad,’ and that replacing them with divided-light windows — real ones — has a dramatically positive aesthetic effect on the facade of any old house.

Left and below: Would you believe this is the same house? They took a dull brick ranch and clad it in board-and-batten siding; the asphalt shingle roof was replaced with a higher-pitched tin roof, and the ceilings were raised inside.
Cottage Living, I’ll miss you. (The publisher, Southern Living, offered to replace the remainder of my subscription with Real Simple, probably my LEAST favorite magazine — obvious, repetitive advice on how to spend more money in a quest to live more simply — but that one’s still publishing, so what do I know?)
In the meantime, there are some copies of Cottage Makeovers, the final “special edition” ($10.99, no ads) compiling 20 makeovers from the defunct magazine, on newsstand shelves. I say, get it while you can.
This article appeared today in the Brooklyn Daily Eagle.
A Worthy Blog
I’ve had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the blogosphere. In the Sunday, January 11, issue of The New York Times, Gabriel Cohen, the author of four Brooklyn-based novels, summed up the “attraction” of neighborhood blogs by writing that they are “a lot like New York itself: brash, snide and willing to turn the most trivial topic into an ideological free-for-all.” Of course, to remain on top of things, I’ve had to follow neighborhood news blogs, and I have found some that are sincere and informative. My mouse does, indeed, nibble on these for tidbits. But I do not seek out the brash and the snide — alas, they find me all too frequently — and I most certainly don’t have the patience for Internet triviality, not to mention poor grammar and lack of style.
That said by this fuddy-duddy, allow me to turn you on to a neighbor’s new blog — http://casacara.wordpress.com. Cara Greenberg is an old-house aficionado, who emphasizes that she is not a real estate agent but admits to owning five old homes in Brooklyn, Philadelphia, and Dutchess County.
All are filled with tenants. A longtime resident of the Hills & Gardens, she is a veteran freelance writer who has published articles on interior and furniture design, architecture, real estate, antiques and collecting, gardens, and travel. Greenberg’s work has appeared in Metropolitan Home, Garden Design, The New York Times, and Home Miami. She has also written several books, including Mid-Century Modern: Furniture of the 1950s. In addition to the writing, Cara Greenberg is a location scout for several interior design magazines. Ms. Greenberg gets around.
Greenberg recalls that the idea of sharing her passions on a blog came to her as she was assessing “the load of ideas, written content, and photographs that, for one reason or another, have not found their way into print. By self-publishing a blog, I can get this worthy material ‘out there’ and not have it go to waste.”
If you love antique houses and enjoy nosing around new neighborhoods, surf on over to http://casacara.wordpress.com. The blog is well-written (and punctuated!) and plucky without being the least bit snarky, and Greenberg’s text is illustrated with abundant color photographs of her real estate and design discoveries.
© Brooklyn Daily Eagle 2009
IT HAPPENS TIME AND AGAIN. I get suckered in by the pretty language in real estate ads. “Diamond in the rough” never fails to excite me, serial renovator that I am.
Here are a few classic real-estate euphemisms and what I now, in my growing cynicism, suspect they mean:
- “magical cottage”(ramshackle dump)
- “mature specimen plantings”(horrifying weed patch)
- “endless possibilities” (given enough cash)
- “quaint country kitchen” (formica & linoleum)
Fortunately, I’ve found that you when you call for more information, most brokers open up.
The magical cottage? That one “is really about the property.” The “walk to bay beach” takes you past an auto body shop or two. If you’re looking for privacy, that “hideaway cottage” is not for you — it’s cheek by jowl with other hideaway cottages.
Here’s one I’m planning to check out next time I get out to the East End of
Long Island. The cheery write-up begins: “A couple of nails, some paint, and voila!”
If only!
What are some of your ‘favorite’ real-estate come-ons?
















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